PRE-SHOW JABBER

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my buddy Michael has gotten into uh

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smoking cigars and and trying them out

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because then they have all you know

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different flavors and some that are

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original and I guess are natural some

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are acid you know all these different

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kinds of not like lsds Liberation they

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call them acids anyhow

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um

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so we were playing darts at his house in

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the garage the four of us the adults and

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he'd open the garage and he was kind of

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staying out in the driveways you know

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smoking the cigar yeah and we're over

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there just hanging out and dinner was

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gonna be in a couple hours and Lace took

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his head out and to ask us something

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because it smells out here then I go oh

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yeah what do you what do you think

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that's Melissa

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and he goes Michael's Cigar because

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Michael is dark so Michael's coming back

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aways or whatever he goes no it's

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Michael's Cigar and I was like oh okay I

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just you know thought maybe you thought

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we were out here smoking weed yeah he

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goes no no I know what that smells like

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I go oh yeah

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oh yeah how do you how do you know what

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it smells like it's not what a father

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wants to hear yeah so how do you know

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what that smells like son Dad I'm in

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high school there okay fair I mean I

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don't know what about the smell yeah and

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when I worked at White Settlement in the

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drive-through

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um one day

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someone opened up you know the canisters

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in the drive through and they said oh

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they're smoking they're smoking

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marijuana out there and I said I don't

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even know what it smells like and she

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said smell it and I went oh okay and

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then immediately I had a headache I'm

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like took a good with them I guess I did

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I don't know but no I said no I still

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don't know what it smells like she's

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like oh that stinks when's lunch yeah

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yeah

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I always because I'm a very distinct

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smell and I think it kind of stinks I've

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always told Philip that I need to get

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him high yeah I think you would be the

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the poster child for marijuana okay all

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right first time I met him no kidding he

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was high drunk oh and

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we got time for this

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it's a weird story uh all our you

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probably don't remember it no he was

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drunk of course not my friend Cindy our

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friend Cindy yeah she had a crush on you

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oh so she took telling him now yeah

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she well he said she said let's go up to

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their dorm and so we went up to your

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dorm and I was like what did you think

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of Phil at this time because that just

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didn't so this was College yeah so Cindy

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liked him but you were like uh whatever

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this guy and then the the other time I

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remember seeing is you and Scott out in

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front of the library going

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doing the pods and Franz smoking a j no

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they were doing Hans and fronds do you

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all know what Hans in front yeah pump

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you up yeah yeah

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no I'm I always told Phil like your

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mother pulling out your baby pictures

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man yeah and then yeah and then the only

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other thing I remember is you would

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invite everybody to come see movies in

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your dorm room that's cool I mean and I

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would go up and watch movies in the dorm

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room yeah that was his end

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that's how he did it sure how many

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people were talking oh that would carry

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them in there one time we

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uh I don't know if

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we we ran TV out in the hound and just

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put the whole we use the whole hallway

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up I don't doubt it yeah I just remember

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I think you had bunk beds in one room

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and then y'all had another room uh y'all

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may have I don't know I don't remember I

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don't even know who your roommate was if

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it was Scott

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whatever

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see I was friends with his friends yeah

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they did all my friends knew her before

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I did order I sat next

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so anyway yeah all right I found an

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interesting thanks for still in the

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store okay okay

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uh I was gonna say I sat next to his

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girlfriend in in class one time whatever

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we got a podcast of doing these guys

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I'm curious to hear all about that no

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I'm trying to reconcile this this you

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know a college age fill yeah versus with

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a you know the

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guy's leather jackets

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much different he had long hair

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whatever are we even longer than it is

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now yeah and he was really really skinny

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okay whoa and I was really skinny it

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used to be cool it used to be

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me too man yeah it's wrong nothing

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whatever all right are we ready let's do

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this because I'm ready

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James Taylor

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we're gonna do this or what because

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that's the one we're gonna do this or

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what I want my pop tart I want my

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Pop-Tart all right let's get uh

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