Hygiene and a dash of male toxicity
The Dynamics of Attraction and Personal Presentation
This deleted scene delves into the impact of accents,
attire, and presentation on perceived attractiveness. It humorously explores
how accents, specifically Australian and British, can significantly boost
someone's allure. Furthermore, it recounts a personal anecdote highlighting the
instant appeal uniforms, particularly navy dress whites, can generate in
public, contrasting with the lack of attention in civilian clothes. The
narrative touches on the universal appeal of a clean, presentable look and
humorously suggests hygiene and effort in appearance as key factors to
enhancing attractiveness.
00:00 Kicking Off with a Quirky Conversation
00:27 The Accent Attraction Theory
01:43 An Unforgettable Encounter Down Under
02:48 The Power of Uniforms and Attractiveness
04:17 Dressing Up: The Impact on Perception
04:44 Uniform Appeal: Why It Works
Transcript
A Pound Of Flesh
[:[00:00:14] James: is a lot.
[:[00:00:15] James: a lot.
[:[00:00:16] James: Right.
[:[00:00:19] James: A little bit from each butt cheek. You gotta even it out.
[:[00:00:47] Phil: Okay. Okay. But if she has an Australian accent, in my mind, she's automatically bumped up to say an eight or a nine.
[:[00:00:56] Phil: Pretty much Australian, but British too. For you,
[:[00:00:59] Phil: And [00:01:00] British too.
[:[00:01:01] Phil: But especially Australian.
[:[00:01:05] Phil: I, I, maybe I don't know enough about that accent.
[:[00:01:23] Sherry: another plus two. So she's a, that six is a ten. You see what I'm saying? Y'all should have heard this man.[00:01:30]
[:[00:01:43] Phil: Now, this is, this is a true story. And I love my wife and all that, but we went out to dinner. I want to
[:[00:01:49] James: I love my wife. Yada, yada,
[:[00:02:00] Chris: yeah.
[:[00:02:05] Phil: Waitress comes up, I'm not looking. So it comes my time to order and I look up to order and I couldn't speak. Are you kidding? I, I was like, she was, I, I mean, when I say, yes, anyway, it's a girl. I mean, it was
[:[00:02:23] Phil: Yes. And then, so I finally got my order out and she said, thank you. Whatever I said, yes, ma'am.
[:[00:02:40] Chris: Carrie Ellis and our accents can elevate your attractiveness. Yes. And so, yeah, there's probably something to that. I think so.
[:[00:02:54] Phil: I know that I am not anything special to look at. Okay. But if you had an exit. [00:03:00] Hold on. Right.
[:[00:03:05] Phil: into Melbourne and of course you always have to go to these official functions, you know, you're a ship pulling in. So we, we, we dress up in our dress whites and we're going to this special function.
[:[00:03:19] Chris: Right, and you didn't have hippie hair either.
[:[00:03:32] Phil: I'm like, I like Melbourne. Okay, so after all that's over, next day you got shore leave. In my civilian clothes walking down the street, I get nothing . Right. Yeah. I'm telling you, the uniform has gotta be at least a plus two or four. Alright. In Australia it's
[:[00:03:51] James: Whether it's attractiveness or just out of respect. Well, you know,
[:[00:03:54] Sherry: guess I, it's something about that white, the, the, now you probably, they [00:04:00] called
[:[00:04:01] Sherry: Did you have the choker on that? That one? Yeah, we did. Oh, there is, there's something about that uniform. So, yeah, it may have started with the officer and gentlemen, I don't know.
[:[00:04:10] James: what kind of choker were you wearing?
[:[00:04:15] James: so I'm just trying to, to narrow this down. So a clean presentable look is probably attractive to most people. It's what I'm thinking. Which has always been my problem. No, James. You're like, when I put on all this, When I clean [00:04:30] up and put some fucking effort into going out, I get more looks.
[:[00:04:36] Phil: fucking
[:[00:04:38] Phil: Phil. Hygiene! Who'da thought? Anyway. Now. Yeah,
[:[00:04:48] Phil: then you just, Then you don't need
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